Total Medals Earned: 290 (From 90 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,410 Points
Medals Earned: 20/33 (240/500 points)
score at least 15/30
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score at least 20/30 on ABC
Score Perfect on ABC test
Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/355 points)
Win the race on Normal
Graciously lose the race
Find the hidden announcers
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/490 points)
the First Failure
finish area 3 in arcade mode
the First-solved Puzzle
open credit page from the main menu
Ending One
Ending Two
clear all area with 3 stars then visit area selection screen
Konchi the Bounty Hunter Unlocked
clear all area with 5 stars (on hard difficulty) then visit area selection screen
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Defeat Stabby's 2nd Form
Defeat Stabby's 3rd Form
Defeat Stabby's Final Form
Defeat the Boss without Losing a Life
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/200 points)
Pass 5 pipes.
Try again?
Happy valentines day.
Pass 25 pipes.
pass 75 pipes.
Pass 150 pipes.
Pass 666 pipes.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
Lose on the first round
Reach a score of 10,000
Reach a score of 25,000
Achieve a perfect round
Hit 2 birds with 1 shot
Complete the first 3 rounds without missing a shot
Reach a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/205 points)
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.
Medals Earned: 6/18 (215/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/140 points)
call 911 or 112
Push all the buttons
Call a random number
Finish the game
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Listen to all tracks on tape
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/200 points)
Get a bronze medal
See your name in the credits
Get a silver medal
Get a gold medal
Beat the game